Hopefully this puts a smile on your face today:

In Ottawa, Canada police were trying to catch a guy who was exposing himself.  This occurred multiple times over a couple of weeks before police were finally able to catch him mid-act!  So what's the name of the man charged with showing people his one eyed willy???????  DONALD POPADICK.   And what's the name of the officer who reported the arrest to the media??????  IAIN PIDCOCK

Sometimes the jokes write themselves